Computer dating its like pimping

Between the sheets I must admit that she was quite a freak, But every time she used the heap she would create a memory leak.She had dumps like a truck but she was dumber than a brick; The smartest thing that ever came out of her mouth was my dick.

I said "honey, have you got dynamic loading support?'Cause I think I have a package for you to import." She's like, "Mmm yeah, but is your package extensible?" In the face of my charisma she's completely indefensible; So I jot down her digits and her email addresses, And that night she'll be responding to my intimate caresses.His pictures told the story of a DJ, who loved the mountains, babies, AND road trips (swoon).He greeted me over text with a “Howdy,” which I found unique and charming.